February 2010
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Regarding Bey and Jay-Z:
“Aww, they’re in love”
“No they’re not.”
“Yes they are! They’re the ‘03 Bonnie and Clyde!”
“Um, no they’re not?”
BRIAN LATIMER KNOWS EVEN LESS ABOUT POP CULTURE.
spinlighted:
ewokonline:
Fleetwood Mac -...
I am never unimpressed by Lady Gaga
Didn't MJ die long enough ago that we don't have...
Do you think she knows how flat she is?
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DEAR GOD TAYLOR SWIFT SHUT UP.
You are off key and I love Stevie Nicks and you ruined everything you dumb cunt!
Dear Grammy watchers
Who are these douchesacks?
January 2010
The Unicorn Theory
jasonrobertballard:
I have this theory, and a post about “why to fuck a trannyboy” made me want to post it.
10. We’re mysterious/taboo/exciting….
… Like unicorns.
IDK but I’m not sure unicorns are really taboo, per se.
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Best Spoken Word Album For Children
Nelson Mandela’s Favorite African Folktales
(Various Artists including Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johannson, Helen Mirren, Forest Whitaker & others) Sharon Gelman, Michele McGonigle & Alfre Woodard, producers [Hachette Audio]
Best Rock Song
A Songwriter(s) Award. Includes Rock, Hard Rock & Metal songs. For Song Eligibility Guidelines see the Song Of The Year award. (Artist names appear in parentheses.) Singles or Tracks only.
The Fixer
Matt Cameron, Stone Gossard, Mike McCready & Eddie Vedder, songwriters (Pearl Jam) [Monkeywrench; Publishers: Innocent Bystander, Jumpin’ Cat Music, Theory of Color, Write Treatage Music.]
...
breathethroughyreyes asked: Now, I'm all for conspiracy theories and end of the world specials, but I have to ask how seriously you take 'em. I just went to church with the teacher I'm photographing for photo as Narrative and people ARE NUTSO about the end of the world.
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From Grrrls To Womyn →
(via autumndae)
Kathleen Hanna is awesome/Where are all the women in popular music these days?/Were the early 90s really close to 20 years ago?/I really dislike the word ‘womyn’ sorry/I was the only 10 year old who legitimately hated the Spice Girls
Sad the world is going to end.
Internet holds secrets of the universe
Going the way of the dinosaurs?
Or is the sun going to burn us up? SOLAR CLIMAX OF 2012.
Communication blackout. Solar plasma slams Earth, magnetic storm. Electronic world shuts down.
Read: NO TUMBLR AT WORLDS END.
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Hopi Prophecy Rock
Hindu life cycles
MAYAN CALENDAR MATCHES UP WITH OTHER CULTURES
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Dark scary rift in center of Milky Way.
Sun lining up with rift. Teleported to third dimension? Who knows?
New idea.
gazeatyourshoe:
You know how bar signs say things like “Old Style On Tap?” I think Asian restaurants should adopt a similar idea and display signs that say “Sriracha On Tap.”
BRB inventing sriracha keg and tapping device.
if I could like it a thousand times I would.
History Channel conspiracy special
- 2012 Extinction. And blackberry yogurt for breakfast, yum.
Johnny Cash - The Night They Drove Old Dixie...
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daenight: i planned to do hw tonight, instead i made a huge painting, said regrettable shit in spanish, got drunk, had a mental breakdown, and sang jazz to a wayward ferret and listened to lou reed and cried to my vodka.
melissawerk:
lifeonfiction:
melissawerk:
My mom told me today that I should get a hobby, and that I need to be involved. I told her that I have a hobby, it’s sleeping. She told me it wasn’t a hobby and that I needed it, so I explained to her that I didn’t need it if I didn’t want to live. Later I got home and got bored and decided to look at my horoscopes, it said that I should ‘be more...
melissawerk:
My mom told me today that I should get a hobby, and that I need to be involved. I told her that I have a hobby, it’s sleeping. She told me it wasn’t a hobby and that I needed it, so I explained to her that I didn’t need it if I didn’t want to live. Later I got home and got bored and decided to look at my horoscopes, it said that I should ‘be more involved or get a new hobby’.
...
Matilda asks the sailors
“are those dreams or are those prayers?”
I feel like if Tom Waits married me
Everything would be perfect.
Worst Friday night in the history of Friday nights...
lovelylulu:
lifeonfiction:
lovelylulu:
I think this picture shows how short I am.
I’m going to guess you are inbetween 5’2” and 5’4”
5’3” exactly.
Same-height Midget high-five!
barelysarcasm:maddiehope:likevannotjim:
Bob...
Usher has a new single. It is really vulgar and...
There are women crawling on their knees to him.
'Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World' Official Release... →
Fuuuuuuck I hope it’s good.
SCOT PILGRIM RELEASE DATE HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP HOLY...
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHEN IT IS YET I AM TOO EXCITED TO READ GRHFEWJFEBNJUEJKFEWHNLJFGEWFE
I'm just a bill, yes I'm only a bill...
and I’m sittin’ here on Capitol Hill~
I dislike Holden Caulfield.
J.D. Salinger, author of "The Catcher In The Rye,"... →
delawareareyou:
lifeonfiction
Howard Zinn died, too.
I’m probably the only person who isn’t in mourning for JDS.
this just in
jimdewitt:
lifeonfiction:
jimdewitt:
i am finding the job market here to be bleaker than expected…
Please please please please please don’t tell me that. I will work [almost] anywhere.
i meant for my specific field.
I assumed as much, but I’m a chronic worrier and not well-rested. Bummer though, I hope you find something (or a few somethings to pick from)
this just in
jimdewitt:
lifeonfiction:
lovelylulu:
jimdewitt:
holy shit, i need to find a job.
you and me both man.
I am completely over unemployment.
i am finding the job market here to be bleaker than expected…
Please please please please please don’t tell me that. I will work [almost] anywhere.
J.D. Salinger, author of "The Catcher In The Rye,"... →
inothernews:
J.D. Salinger, the elusive and enigmatic author of “The Catcher in the Rye,” has died, The Associated Press reported. He was 91 and lived in Cornish, N.H.
The A.P. cited a statement from Mr. Salinger’s literary representative, saying that he died of natural causes at his home.
Published in 1951, “The Catcher in the Rye” became Mr. Salinger’s most famous work with its distinctive...
OH HEY!
ohxjessicaaa:
I try to use it, but I fail because I don’t even know how to comment on your stuff :|
Reblog button!