January 2011
Brian seriously just got a laptop, unannounced,...
Why do good things happen to everyone else?
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everynightfireworks replied to your photo: And that one time in ‘08 when Olivia bought a…
I just realized that was a spoon
I tried not to mention it.
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coffeeshakes asked: Who are these anons? I'mma dropkick them, Monticello style. Nah mean?
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Two Suns? Twin Stars Could Be Visible From Earth...
the-madame-hatter:
corruptpolitics:
Earth could be getting a second sun, at least temporarily.
Dr. Brad Carter, Senior Lecturer of Physics at the University of Southern Queensland, outlined the scenario to news.com.au. Betelgeuse, one of the night sky’s brightest stars, is losing mass, indicating it is collapsing. It could run out of fuel and go super-nova at any time.
When that happens,...
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alligatorteeth:
strawberry julius
autumndae:
girl-non-grata:
Jesus died for...
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Hi Tumblfolk.
Do any of you know about dreams?
Used to be I had lots of dreams about trains, particularly subway trains. Lately though (we’ll say within the past two weeks or so) I’ve been having dreams about skyskrapers - especially being at top of them. Some of them are fairly normal and one or two have been really scary, in retrospect at least. In the dream I had last night, I was at the top of...
lovelylulu asked: omgz you like know nothings about nothings you silly feminist.
let's go eat pizza.
let's go eat pizza.
Anonymous asked: do you ever do anything in real life that advances any of the causes you discuss in the stuff you reblog?
kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: Oh, shit. This was the day of nasty Anon messages, right?
lol u suk go bak 2 skool or sumthin
lol u suk go bak 2 skool or sumthin
Anonymous asked: You know, if you don't like what people post, you don't have to reblog it and post your own satirical comments. Just unfollow them and move on with your life.
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i want a tumblr bestfriend . (:
-freezemysoul:
Copy & fill this out .
Name (Full if applicable): Gender:
Height:
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IF SOMEBODY ACTUALLY DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY.
IT IS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO KNOW MY...
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coffeeshakes asked: lol I'm an anon and yr a cunt.
Skim lattes? Don't like those either.
ex-cathedra:
Officially rebelling against skim lattes.
coffeeshakes asked: Why are we getting hate mail? HAS LORD VOLDEMORT FOUND US? (The fluffy one, not the wizard.)
]]>ex-cathedra replied to your photo: Cool story bro. Bex is a variation on Becks,…
Anon is stupid. If you go chain smoke behind a dumpster can I come too? (Also, my friends and I made a running joke of actually doing that in college)
Only if you dress in all black and change yr name to Xpencer.
]]>caitygee replied to your photo: Cool story bro. Bex is a variation on Becks,…
i’m pretty sure these are all the same anon &i love your final comment. i am literally laughing out loud.
There’s no doubt it my mind that it’s all the same person. I really don’t understand why they didn’t just condense it to one message. Talk about wasting your life.
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Homemade fajita time.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah.
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kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: I know it's early to ask but there's been a few mentions on tumblr already, so
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE AGAIN THIS YEAR?
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE AGAIN THIS YEAR?
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TACO BELL LAWSUIT IS THE iWHEEL OF 2011!
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Brian, channeling Q, on the Taco Bell controversy:
“BEANS IS ALREADY WATER! IF IT AIN’T FROZEN, ADD WATER, THAT’S TACO BELL!”
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srsly tho.
If you guys don’t stop reblogging that stupid ‘TACO BELL IS ONLY 50% EDIBLE THE FDA WANTS TO LOWER STANDARDS STUFF’ I am going to set you on fire.
What the fuck are they teaching you kids in school if not “Don’t always believe what you hear?” Because CLEARLY this is fake, which you would know if you took all the effort to click the link to the real article.
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Running wayyyy late. Whoops.
4:06 am, need to leave in five minutes.
coffeeshakes asked: I wish you were in the 845 so we could kill the pain with alcohol.
coffeeshakes asked: Thank you, I love you, forever and ever.