Dear, Melissa.
Olivia and Angel are obnoxious in all the same ways.
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The nurse with Hello Kitty shoes and gems on her name tag really liked my bracelet. (Taken with instagram)
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Haircut! Side view’s for Olivia. It’s on an angle so it looks a little weird.
Guys guys guys lookit how beautiful and totally badass my baby sister is.
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*Angel attempts to sing and doesn't know the lyrics* Me: Angel, take the lyrics. Angel: lyrics are for posers! __ Angel is bringing back "poser" with me. -
My dad decided to quit drinking.
Me: Didn't you just say you were quitting? Dad: Yeah. Me: With vodka? Dad: Yeah. -
lifeonfiction replied to your post: “we should get a camel”
whut?
I don’t even know. He came in the room and just said this
Dad: We should get a camel.
Me: Wat.
Dad: Seriously, if you had to choose a dog or camel what would it be? Think about it, riding down sullivan street on a camel…”
Me: …. uhm. Yeah, I’d choose a dog.Dads, right?
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My dad just woke up.
For those of you in other places, it’s currently 10:15pm.
This is just how normal my family is.
Fucked from the start.
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"Don’t listen to doctors, they’re stupid!"
“whose shoes are these? They’re ugly” my grandpa is my favourite. (via melissawerk)
My grandpa is infamous for good, quoteable life advice. -
My uncle, on my recent(?) breakup, internet crushes and dating
C: ugggggggggh. you are cute and funny and smarty you should only have real LIFE crushes and loves none of this secret fatty bs!!!!
todayisgreyskies i’m over real life love
C: UGH did you hit your head or exchange brains with melissa
todayisgreyskies somebody dropped a tray on my head at work a few weeks ago
C: ugh, I just called you secret fatty yes, I would re-injure that again
todayisgreyskies I’m too misanthropic to be interested in anyone in real life!
C: UGH what happened?
todayisgreyskies UGH With Brian?
C: no with your self esteem
todayisgreyskies the self-esteem I never had?it still comes and goes
C: ugh you gotta own this life you only got 1 http://www.lyricsdownload.com/replacements-hold-my-life-lyrics.html
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